Chronologically Speaking, Sir...

I'm sure by now everybody Ages 9-42 (M) and 14-16 (F) have noticed today's date. That's right: It's National Emo Day!

I haven't actually confirmed this but I did see it somewhere last night. Wikipedia is refusing to help me out on this one and as such we're totally not speaking.

Anyone who hasn't yet seen Dr. McNinja should click back there where I wrote the words Dr. McNinja and rectify that situation.Not the second Dr. McNinja, or now the third, but the first Dr. McNinja. Or the fourth. The current comic has Dr. McNinja fighting a velociraptor, then taming him and naming him Yoshi. He also helps track the bad guys by pulling up their MySpace blog, in a very detailed recreation with a lot of text for a sole Webcomic entry. I was impressed. I was more impressed when the bad guys emo out for an entry or two: Check that shit out. Or the fifth.

I really can't kill time today so I might have to cut this short [insert Jack's Sigh of Relief]. I do have some extended time off at the end of this week, two days of which I'm babysitting The Sister down in Stoughton and one day of which I'm rocking out at the Houston Calls concert. Anyone in the Milwaukee area should come to that show, on the 12th. Anyone in the Stoughton area--well I probably don't like you. You can try to get ahold of me but I'll probably claim that my phone was out of service or that I was stuck reading Dr. McNinja comics somewhere. That's how I fly, sorry. I don't fly very well, but I do fall pretty well and neither you nor gravity can tell me otherwise.

Ah, work.