State of the Union

Bush hit a very important topic last night, one that's very near and dear to me...

Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research:  human cloning in all its forms, creating or implanting embryos for experiments, creating human-animal hybrids, and buying, selling, or patenting human embryos. 

I think it's great that he's finally getting to the real issues this country has. Fucking human-animal hybrids. I know when I walk around the streets at night I'm going to feel a lot safer knowing that Manimal's aren't going to leap out of a dark alleyway, looking to steal saucers of milk or catnip or something from my wallet.

We do, however, have to realize that this is going to give Bush a whole new set of enemies...

And believe me- you don't want to fuck with The Thundercats. And once they start calling in their friends... it's going to be rough.